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Yo, I'm Allison, but you can call me Scooter. I mostly post random shit that I personally find funny or that I just flat out like.
THAT’S BECAUSE ALL THE BORDERS STORES CLOSED DOWN YOU IDIOT
NOW I HAVE TO SHOP AT FUCKING BARNES & NOBLE
(Source: wakeupandbefree, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
